A golfer was visiting a fortune teller. He asked her, “Are there golf courses in heaven?”
The fortune teller said, “I have good news, and I have bad news…”
The golfer asked, “What’s the good news?
The fortune teller said, “The good news is that heaven’s golf courses are beautiful beyond anything you could imagine! And every hole is a joy to play!”
The golfer asked, “How could there be any bad news with that?”
Looking into the palm of his hand, the fortune teller muttered, “You have a tee-time at 8:30 tomorrow morning.”
Graphic: On The Green by A.B. Frost
Happy birthday GMC and LLW!
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