On the first day of school, the children brought gifts for their teacher.
The florist’s son brought the teacher a bouquet of flowers.
The candy-store owner’s daughter brought her a pretty box of candy.
Then the liquor-store owner’s son brought in a big, heavy box. The teacher lifted it up and noticed that it was leaking a little bit.
She touched a drop of the liquid with her finger and tasted it.
“Is it wine?” she guessed.
“No,” the boy replied.
She tasted another drop and asked, “Champagne?”
“No,” said the little boy… “It’s a puppy!”
Graphic: This is “Pink Dog” created for a wine label by George Rodrigue
Joke: lachen
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Awwww.