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A man bought a donkey…

September 5, 2012 by grin


A man bought a donkey from an old farmer for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the donkey the next day.

Come morning, the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry, but I’ve got some bad news. The donkey died.”

“Well then, just give me my money back.”

“Can’t do that. I spent it already,” replied the farmer.

“OK then, just unload the donkey.”

“What’re you gonna do with him?” asked the farmer.

“I’m gonna raffle him off.”

“Ya can’t raffle off a dead donkey!” exclaimed the farmer.

“Sure I can. Watch me. I just won’t tell anyone he’s dead.”

A month later the farmer met up with the guy and asked about what happened with the dead donkey. “I raffled him off. I sold 500 tickets at $2 apiece and made a profit of $898.”

“Didn’t no one complain?” asked the farmer.

“Just the guy who won. So I gave him his $2 back.”


Graphic: Donkey by Debbie Mitchell, Lincolnshire U.K.


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2 Responses to “A man bought a donkey…”

  1. Andrew Nixon says:

    I love the donkey painting — is it for sale ?


  2. grin says:

    Not sure, Andrew. Follow the link to Debbie! (G.O.L.)

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