A string walked into a bar. The bartender said, I’m sorry, but we don’t serve strings. So she left.
Outside the string messed up her hair and twisted herself up like a pretzel. Then she went back in the bar.
The bartender said, Hey, aren’t you that string that was just in here?
The string replied, I’m a frayed knot.
Graphics:
- Yellow String by Mike Bridge
- A Frayed Knot by Amy Wallach on Qoop
Music: Torn and Frayed by The Rolling Stones
Happy Birthday Michele (3/10) & Stacey L. (5/13)
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