Morty the baker and Saul the banker are out one afternoon on a lake when their boat starts sinking. Saul says to Morty, “So listen, Morty, you know I don’t swim so well.” Morty remembered how to carry another swimmer from his lifeguard class when he was just a kid. So, Morty begins tugging Saul toward shore.
After twenty minutes, Morty begins to tire. Finally about 50 feet from shore, he asks Saul, “Saul, do you suppose you could float alone?”
Saul replies, “Morty, this is a heck of a time to be asking for money!”
Graphic: Swimming Cities of Serenissima by Swoon
Joke: Gigg
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