A minister was walking in the woods when a bear jumped on him, laying him flat on his back. The minister pleaded, “Dear Lord please make this bear a christian.”
The bear miraculously stepped back, dropped to his knees, bowed his head, and said, “O Lord, we thank you for the gifts of your bounty which we enjoy at this table…”
Graphic: Tree Hugger by Susan Fraser
Joke: Garrison Keillor’s News from Lake Wobegon
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