A woman walked into the kitchen to find her husband stalking around with a flyswatter.
“What are you doing?” she asked.
“Hunting flies,” he responded.
“Oh. Kill any?” she asked.
“Yep, 3 males, 2 females.”
Intrigued, she asked, “How can you tell them apart?”
He said, “3 were on a beer can, 2 were on the phone.”
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